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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can go to a good print shop and get yourself an entire stack of Black Lotus proxies for a few bucks. It is the most heavily counterfeited card in the series

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 17 hours ago

Which is probably why that's the one they chose for this picture; it being a counterfeit and not an original, of course

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 97 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I got like 3 or 4 of these kicking around. I was gonna toss em. Maybe I'll try this out.

[–] Thann@lemmy.ml 66 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I already have the stuff setup, you can mail them to me and I'll mail the minis back =]

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago

Wow, you are so nice, love this community

[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I know two friends.. who would absolutely lynch you for doing this.

Anyway, it has been fun following them and occasionally ask "whats this card worth?" and general answer has been 5-50€ a card. The cards can be worth more than literal money.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The problem is that this specific card is worth 5.000-18.000$

https://www.cardmarket.com/en/Magic/Products/Singles/Alpha/Black-Lotus

No, I do not know why

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Because it's the most powerful card in the 30 years the game has been around and the 1st printing (alpha) was very limited so there are not very many in existence.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 11 points 3 days ago

18 grand is a steal. Lotus can be much more in decent condition. The depiction in the Post is worth 1 - 2 Teslas.

[–] Kidra@sopuli.xyz 43 points 4 days ago

I'm not even into magic and I'm offended

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 58 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Better do that to your used blacker lotuses

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 days ago

i love that you are supposed to rip it into piece, but only after you tabbed it

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Lmao I love that joke series

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 65 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Finally, a use for Magic cards

Actually, one place I know uses them as coasters, and another has a tabletop made out of them covered in resin, so I guess this is the third useful thing

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I use ‘em to measure powders and put ‘em into bags!

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago

So you're gathering the magic with your magic the gathering cards

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

After years of uncontrolled MtG addiction, I have so many basic lands that I used them for that, and to scoop up weed to put in the bowl, and to pick my teeth, and to cut into doobie filters, etc etc.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Hell yeah hahaha. I try to find relevant commons or shitty in commons that match what I’m doing.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's some pure uncut magic in that little baggie right there

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

I like to use Inspired Charge for blow, it seems fitting.

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think an awesome way to use them would be to have the BBEG be a planeswalker. When the fight starts, the DM pulls out a Magic deck and starts playing Magic against D&D.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

None of what you said means anything to me.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago

Just got death threats from my magic friends XD

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 4 days ago

Totally. This person needs to put some mod podge on top to protect the paper and add weight.

[–] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I did this as a kid to make 'pogs' lol

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

“Here’s my Nolan Ryan rookie pog and here’s my Hologram Charizard pog.”

[–] teft@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I got this Honus Wagner slammer that I made from my granddad's collection. Can I play?

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago
[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I need a ttrpg with a pogs battle mechanic

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Don't give WOTC any ideas.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 19 points 4 days ago

This is enough of a crime to lock you up in a jail for the rest of your lifetime.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oof. That's gonna diminish the value a tad.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And yet the listing would still probably say "near mint condition".

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

It's much more mint shaped now, so I guess that's correct...

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What are these worth currently?

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 58 points 4 days ago (2 children)

10K at the low end.

If it makes you feel any better, the wood grain in the hole doesn't line up with the wood grain of the rest of the table. It's a slightly sloppy photoshop.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's not a hole. It's a token.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Ooohhhh! The grain could just be bending a little.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It doesn't? Looks fine to me

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Look at the top section of it. The bottom section is fine, but the top is way off.

[–] verdigris@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

Uhh, that's what wood grain looks like. It could still be shopped but that's not evidence.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

Ha I still can't see it! Maybe it's cus I'm on a phone....but to me, the grain looks bang on, even with the curvature

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[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago

Earlier this year, one in perfect condition sold for 3 million USD.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No one has yet mentioned the part of the border that has been cut? I'm deceived.

[–] verdigris@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Huh? You can see a bit of the card border on the edge of the token if that's what you mean...

[–] kubica@fedia.io 1 points 3 days ago

I was just joking about the common OCDish reactions on the internet in this type of situations.

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 4 points 3 days ago

But this is one of my favorite cards... quite offensive!

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