this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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[–] JaymesRS 102 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Level 2: Change the word you emphasize with each stranger.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bonus absurd points if you emphasize "here"

[–] Unbecredible@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Make the implication especially spicy by emphasizing "I".

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Nah “want” is the goat of absurdity here

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

I want you TO know that I personally have no problem with you being here.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

"You are an OK guy. No matter what they say"

...and leave.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This also works for political parties

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

"I'm glad you're here. You're one of the good ones."

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As someone with CPTSD in the midst of a panic attack that I already know to be irrational and just trying to stable my mind so I can get back to writing...

You're the devil

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 months ago

It's alright. Not sure why all the other comments said to ignore you, because you're okay in my book

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 10 points 2 months ago

I used to be friends with a guy that would introduce himself and then ask where he might score some meth.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 6 points 2 months ago

This would fuck me up for life

[–] bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

I gotta toot this wtf 😂