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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Christ" means "anointed" or "the anointed one", so "the Christ" actually kinda works

...but since "anointed" means to put oil on something, does that make Jesus the Christ fast as greased lightning?

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 16 points 1 month ago

Before opening: this better be the oily Josh post

Edit: excellent

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, the two do have some things in common.

They both want you to follow them.

They want to lead you from chaos and danger.

They focus on helping the needy.

They can make food magically appear.

People love making art of when they got nailed.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

Big Werner the Herzog energy

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Either Judas or Peter, probably.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY