xkbx

joined 1 year ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 14 hours ago

🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago

I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

laughs in Québecois

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

To be misunderstood is like being threatened with violent death

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

She posts a picture of herself in the top image, but don’t feel bad, it can be hard to distinguish a cat’s gender or sex. I still don’t know how she writes these amazing articles without opposable thumbs though 🤔

 
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Rest - you must rest at the eating place

Au - the french word for “at,” for at the eatery you must be

Rent - your rent is due in 7 days

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My retirement franchise!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is just missing “in a room with no windows even though the apartment has a front and back balcony”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the saga continues

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 40 points 2 weeks ago

As a pervert, yes

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 2 weeks ago

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

 
 
 

baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”

 
 
 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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