xkbx

joined 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 day ago

Making films isn’t free, they have to have expenses. What do you want them to do, reduce the spending on the money laundering?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 1 day ago

Things do get looser as you get older

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 41 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I want that guitar pedal

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 2 days ago

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 37 points 2 days ago

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 37 points 5 days ago

I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Makes sense, that’s such a Taurus thing to do

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 6 days ago

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 6 days ago

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 week ago

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

what the hell

I play to fuck

Not for story enrichment

This is bullshit

 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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