I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came
༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ
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joined 1 year ago
4 who? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole
Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“But I’m just an actor!”
“Can you play dead?”
bang
Fuck I miss that show
Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person
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The original but ultimately rejected title from Beastie Boys’ smash hit
(. )( .)
Personally, I enjoy F5 myself. I find it more refreshing
I hope you’re using a screen protector
In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations
baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”
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Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering
(montreal.ctvnews.ca)
On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.
I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.
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real and wholesome :’)