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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

You gotta protect the people you can, especially those others won't

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 23 hours ago

Shit, making me cry

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gay: girl gets a girlfriend

Fake: anon's stark jawline and heavy musculature (as depicted in pic below) not mentioned

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 2 days ago

HOLY SHIT!!! THE LEGENDARY GIGASTACY PIC!!!!!

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I'm not crying you're crying.....

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Protect trans kids <3

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 75 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

I was going to say "fake: the bullies' confidence; gay: lil sis has a girlfriend" but I like yours better

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah yes, a fellow femtanyl enjoyer I see

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wait, Femtanyl is zoomer shit? I think they're great though

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 19 hours ago

I think I'm going through the millennial thing, where everyone treats your generation as children even though I'm 25.

I mean, the first wave of Gen Alphas are 15 now, pretty soon no Gen Z's gonna be in high school anymore.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Hyperpop in general is so fucking peak. I'm cis, couldn't love it more. Might be an ADHD thing tbh lol

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only hyperpop act I'm aware of is 100 gecs, I love them and I was introduced to them by my trans cousin lol

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I've heard of them. I asked for recommendations for trans artists on Bluesky after I realized that I only had 2 on my playlist. Main trans artists I listen to are Ayesha Erotica (don't think she's hyperpop), Femtanyl, and underscores (idrk if they're hyperpop). There's some people that might be, but I don't wanna get slaughtered lol. Anyways, hyperpop is good.

[–] alcibiades@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lookup pc music and ag cook, that is the origins of hyperpop. And you have to listen to Sophie, she was the best

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 2 points 23 hours ago

Yeah, I have SOPHIE too

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're specifically interested in trans topics "dumbest girl in the world" is about one of the members feelings of awkwardness after transitioning

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Okay, I'll add some stuff of theirs to my 5700 song playlist real quick. Thanks!

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just listened to that first artist. Sounds cool, I'll listen to more of her stuff. I'd really recommend Frost Children and food house, both hyperpop bands, and shteppi, who is kinda more pop generally

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

She's very... interesting. Mostly just horny stuff. And she may have done some racism about a decade ago. She apologized, it was a little complicated, so look that up, see if you're comfortable with any of that.

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i really like left at london

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was going to suggest that before i saw your comment :3 now i got to think of something else

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well that's at least two things we have in common, ADHD and thinking that we're cis!

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, I'm... pretty certain. I'm not an egg, I pinky promise lol

[–] knightly@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Valid. We need cis folks like you to make sure there's a wide enough market for the brainblasting music we prefer =3

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

If your memes don't stop being so relatable, you're going to have fewer cis allies.
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[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

I'm adhd and trans so idk why I like it but I like it

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

I'd never heard of femtanyl til now and I am about to make it everyone's problem

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

~~fake and gay~~ hopefully true and trans (and based af)

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm crying right now. I want to help someone like that one day. I want things to be easier for the people who come after me

[–] knightly@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

Mood. I'm doing my best to be the visible enby I never got to see when I was small.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Awwwwww, that's so sweet. :3

[–] TRAHR@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

I guess. I'm going to pretend that it's real.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Damn, that’s a good friend. Very cute!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Nothing more gay than sister/sister stuff.

Which has to be fake right?

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

But they were back in home town only for couple of days?