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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago

Suppressing Times in My Ass (by Paleface Swiss)

Nice.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

When I Come Around in my ass.

[–] Dearth@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

WAIT in my ass

-Doechi

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Heaven Knows In My Ass

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Not a song per se, but I was listening to "Relaxing - Bach in my ass".

[–] Venetas@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Misfit Toys in my ass

Pink Sand in my ass

What Life Brings in my ass

A Fool Moon Night in my ass

this never gets old

[–] Tamkish@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

Bloody Stream in my ass

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

seen and not seen in my ass

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Don't Let Our Love Start Slippin' Away in My Ass

[–] Racingradar@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Limit to your love in my ass

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

In My Place in my ass

[–] Linnce@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

No escape in my ass

[–] pipows@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

"Capim Guiné in my ass"

I don't like it. I don't like it at all

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Whatever You Like in my ass

[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Insomnia in my ass

[–] Krzd@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

SYML - Mr Sandmann in my ass

Yeah, that sounds pretty irritating

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago

If love were all in my ass (Noel Coward)

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Bad Things In My Ass

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

& Big Bad Wolf In My Ass 😳

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Shine A Little Light in my ass

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Going Through Changes in My Ass

900 days in my ass

Seems a bit long, but I'm not one to complain.

[–] 42yeah@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Just like heaven in my ass

[–] JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Wish you were here

[–] ThoranTW@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The Glass Bead Game in my ass :/

[–] Rednow@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I'll meet you halfway... in my ass.

[–] pingveno@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Well, it's going through my head right now, so I will count it.

Ceilings in my ass

[–] prosthetiknow@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Always look on the bright side of life in my ass

[–] oldfart@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I can't remember myself in my ass

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago

(Koi is) Love in my ass

[–] pero@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Trust me in my ass

[–] arcayne@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

Flex in my ass

[–] TomatenMark@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thorns in the planet's side in my ass

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[–] kayos@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Love is all I got - Feed Me In my ass.

[–] Spoilt@jlai.lu 2 points 5 months ago

Pumped up kicks

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Numb in my ass.

Thanks Instagram reels.

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