TomatenMark

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Regain Control in my ass in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TomatenMark@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thorns in the planet's side in my ass

What the rule does this mean? in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] TomatenMark@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Beyblades

Anyone got some funny "that wasn't a fart" stories to read to my coworker? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] TomatenMark@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Yeah, she married me for whatever reason

Anyone got some funny "that wasn't a fart" stories to read to my coworker? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] TomatenMark@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Was laying naked on my bed next to my girlfriend I thought it would be funny to rip one out Instead i projektile shot a little poopy meteor wich then landed on my buttcheek We had a mirror on the floor next to the bed, i watched it happen And i watched her face changing from annoyed but funny to utterly disgusted

Amazon Advice in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] TomatenMark@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Havent ordered anything for about 4 or 5 Years I dont miss it at all Most of the smaller Shops are online and are pretty reliable and quick with shipment and if anything went wrong they are usually pretty helpfull with everything

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New Years Tradition (lemmy.world)
 

What is your New Years Tradition?

We Always meet up with the whole Family. Loved and "unloved" Everyone just eats, no problems are discussed, no fighting. Everyone is just a Family for one evening and everything is fine.