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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 157 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know in my mind that this is fake, but my heart wills so hard for it to be true

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look within yourself…… you know it to be true

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I looked inside myself and all I saw was blood and organs. Help!

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🫨 don’t touch it I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be there

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I scooped mine out a few minutes ago and i

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Uh oh, Candlejack must've got him! Oh no, now he'll get me ne-

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like someone goes to prison, when going back home.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 41 points 2 months ago

Oh God, a window jumped out from nowhere!

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago

Aw hell yeah, NCD is leaking again o7

[–] bogdamn@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

russian embussy

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 2 months ago

Gotta start asking the real questions...

sauce?👉👈

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 78 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It says "it's not gay if we keep our socks on." Hope this helps you! 😊

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thanks, that definitely helps! I'll make sure to take my socks off before I get my rocks off.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Oh that guy's definitely falling out a window. With socks, or else it's gay.

[–] Kolonel_Kahlua@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I choose this one.

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

※ちなみにかっちゃんは

アンダースコート話をしています

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

All the answers are slightly wrong. The Katagana that's causing confusion is "under-skort," skorts being a combination shorts/skirt, "under-skort" is the part that's like shorts, underneath the skirt part.

Jisho.org

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Apple says it says:

By the way, Kacchan is talking about Unders Court.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Underskirt*

Probably an Engirisu word spelled out in Kanji

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Google lens/translate gives:

"By the way, Kacchan is talking about the under coat."

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Even less accurate, its an Engirisu word Underskirt spelled in Kanji

[–] IdkAndIdc@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

jesus fuking christ

[–] IdkAndIdc@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

how the fuck they fumble that bad

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Used their work computer for "personal errands"

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Nah Skirt Deku is work related.

[–] IdkAndIdc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago