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[–] Fox@pawb.social 59 points 2 months ago

Never wanted to smack a planter until today

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Stupid sexy planters" was right there!

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Less alliteration tho

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oof you're right!

[–] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

damn those pants are caked up

[–] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Packing the whole bakery

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Alright, I've seen enough, I am ready to go vegan

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like a string of dudes at a urinal trough.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Dirty butts. Soiled pants.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 16 points 2 months ago

omfg i’m doing this

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Waiting for that one mfer who tells us that this is actually the optimal conditions for the roots or something.

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It would dry out pretty fast and need frequent watering, but the air permeability of the denim would keep the roots from binding, so it actually would probably result in a deeper root structure and better yields.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who's to say anyways. Might as well try it. You know, for science

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

call me when there are mantis men. i'll bring my rifle and grenades

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I don't think fabric makes for a good outdoor planter. I can imaging it's rotting fast and all sorts of pests and unwanted will love this setup.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dunno maybe being able to water the legs and not the whole thing is good for some reason

[–] BlackDragon@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Nah that doesn't really have anything to do with anything, when you water you just saturate all the soil at once anyway. Think about how plants get watered in nature: not that often but thoroughly

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

OwO that's such a big beetroot you have there

[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Soiled their pants literally 🤓

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago
[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago
[–] llamatron@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oddly disturbing

That's neat, someone in my city freezes jeans for a similar effect.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

this is disturbing

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ever felt like you really wished you had a carrot with you?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I guess that answers the question from that meme?

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

if you had to choseone….

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I would plant carrots towards the bottom so I could pull it out of their asses later.