TotallynotJessica

joined 1 year ago
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

And the tiny hands...

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago (1 children)

Women can have big noses and freckles? A lot of Latinas have noses like this.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 4 points 51 minutes ago

This is almost too far, but if you mean a full meal, then yeah. I always let family get a fork full from my plate, but only to taste. If they want more, they need to shovel it onto their own plate.

 
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

Imma put this in my dating profile

Oh Sky, you look fine and have looked fine for some time. Not looking good enough is something all women have to deal with. Even if you were an actual model, you'd probably feel the same way you do now. It really is an act of accepting reality and striving for better rather than bemoaning reality and thinking that you suck.

Look in the mirror right now and identify 1 thing you like about your appearance. Every day for the next week, write down a different thing, no matter how small or insignificant you think it is. Don't qualify or include any critiques in this list; only write about the good things. In a week, make a post here listing the 7 compliments, and any other thoughts you might have. I'll be waiting.

I could give you several compliments, but that won't hit the same as if you gave them yourself. Your brain will just write anything I say off as me lying to make you feel better. The activity probably sounds like some corny bullshit about "just looking on the bright side," but the whole goal of it is to make you see both the dark and the light.

You're only seeing the negatives, but that isn't more accurate by virtue of making you feel bad. You don't have an accurate view of reality right now. You sound no different than someone that tries to pretend that they're perfect.

Hmm

  • The frontal lobe is involved in a lot of random skills and problem-solving, so that kinda checks out.
  • The occipital lobe handles vision, so worbo shows would makes some sense.
  • Anger couldn't be shown in this diagram because it's handled more internally, but the temporal lobe kinda rolls inside the brain, so I'll give half a point.
  • Unless you think the sensory homunculus is a cute creature, the parietal lobe has nothing to do with them.
  • The cerebellum is mostly involved with motor coordination and the occipital lobe is gayer, so I gay does not check out.

2.5/5 isn't great, but it's better than I expected from a silly lil meme

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yo!

you turn to face me

Haiii :3

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

From my experience, gen z. We're very self deprecating(depressed)

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If this isn't a oneshot, imma need a sauce

Omg, I remember that masterpiece. That mix of high effort effects and poorly lit porn would still be hard to pull off today.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I feel like it'd just give you pictures of happy couples doing SFW couple things or old dudes at pride. Even with safe search off, it's not like the phrase is explicitly pornographic. In my experience, you need to be very direct to get NSFW stuff in general from Google.

Maybe I'm just deep into the queer community, but this meme feels like it was made by a person who sees homosexuality as inherently taboo or lewd. Kinda stale tbh

 

Another Shave_Your_Eyebrows meme. She accidentally shaved her signature off of this one 😔

 
 
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friends 😱 (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world to c/yurimemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

Description: A girl holds her head performing intense mental gymnastics. She thinks:

What love? We're friends, JUST friends!

I mean sure, Kaede is a cutie and has a great smile and an awesome personality and I have lots of fun with her and she's so super cute even though I'm a girl sometimes my heart races when I look at her...

.....

Sauce: Don't Become an Otaku, Shinozaki!

A solid series with the most abrupt happy ending imaginable. The plot is more about coming of age than romance. Truly slice of life.

 
 

All you have to do is follow ~~The Worms~~Reform

 

It all worked out alright in the end :)

 
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egg_irl (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world to c/egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

Hmmmm 🤔

This old egg certainly has new tricks 😉

 

Still Sick

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rule rot lingo (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

The brain rot question probably doesn't mean anything, but here's my interpretation:

"Do you use degenerate/terminally online(goon cave munting) lingo(Carti) to try and be cool(baby gronk), infamous(Andrew Tate), and funny(Colleen Ballinger) to people that don't understand what you're talking about(Smurf, Shmlawg)?"

Something along those lines anyhow. The question might have made her question her whole existence. She also seems shocked about being a relic of a time where no one used or understood brain rot. Her gimmick isn't new anymore, so where does that leave her?

Thankfully, my brain rot of overthinking silly shit was always stale, so I don't have her problems 😊

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