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[alt text: a pair of text posts from Tumblr. This first post, by possessive-suggestions, says: "...They did what... to you?
No.
I will make them pay. You're fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you." The second post, by trainthief, says: "Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong".]
So I had a truck in the mid 90s with a back massage built in, it had 5 position settings and 3 intensities.
I'm telling you this because when left on and the truck was turned off, it would start with the vehicle at the default setting: directly under the ass and at 2 intensity... It never really bothered me until one day I got a very telling look from a mechanic when he handed it over.
When I posted this I didn't think one of y'all would actually relate this much ๐คฃ
"Why the fuck do they always change the presets on my radio?!"
They always change my headlight switch from "auto" to "off". I usually notice on the highway after dark. Eventually.
My car does that by itself enough already.