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[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 71 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

TIL human milk has ~65 calories per 100ml and a average is 900ml produced per day. Which is only 585 calories. I would need 3-4 mommy milkers in order to sustain myself off only human milk. Which there's cow milk to but even it is pretty weak. I need to get on the dog, rat, or rabbit milk game:

Human: 3.8% fat; 1% protein; 7% lactose

Cow: 3.7% fat; 3.4% protein; 4.8% lactose

Rat: 10.3% fat; 8.4% protein; 2.6% lactose

Dog: 12.9% fat; 7.9% protein; 3.1% lactose

Rabbit: 18.3% fat; 13.9% protein; 2.6% lactose

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That’s a lot of lactose in human milk! You’re gonna have a bad time if you’re lactose intolerant!

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I am super lactose tolerant. I drink a gallon of whole milk a day. My body is prepared for massive mommy milkers.

...we do got to talk about rat milk tho, forking gains from sucking rat tiddies but nobodies doing it? Rats in NY are bigger than cats, you could milk the shit out of those rodent nipples.

rat milk

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[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

It’s mommy milk, people are having a great time regardless of lactose intolerance

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 3 weeks ago

when trying to persuade people into joining the fediverse/lemmy ill show them this post and comment first

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

Whoa whoa %1 protein? And babies develop using that? Nah man something's wrong with that.

[–] SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sooo.... Which is better for bulking (protein per calorie)? Rat or rabbit?

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

You forgot donkey milk which is most similar to human milk, how could you remember rat, rabbit and dog milk that tastes like trash and forget donkey milk smh 😞

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 weeks ago

I can't eat even if you pay me in exposure...

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I cannot neglect that voluptuous body.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only after you get fed ofc

[–] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Senukin uploads directly to Mangadex. This comic is called The Raise and is 5 pgs

[–] Toes@ani.social 22 points 3 weeks ago

Paid with a onlyfans subscription. Times are tough

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago

workplace sexual harassment

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago