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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 134 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 181 points 2 months ago (4 children)

As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn't be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 168 points 2 months ago (9 children)

It's gender affirming care

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Agreed.

But he's a sack of shit, so I don't think too many people will think that hard.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn't people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?

If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn't feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.

But because he's a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it's game on.

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I'd get hair plugs too.

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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 109 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this is more accurate:

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is regression a form of growth?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 2 months ago

Roger went from intense bully to just a jerk, musk went the opposite way.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 90 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Zorg made it look way better

[–] db2@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Zorg also made things that actually work.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Zorg's flame thrower was a lot better than Musk's.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

If only cyber trucks had a little red button

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 47 points 2 months ago

And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 86 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?"

[–] corey0k@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Adios turd nugget!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
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[–] citrusface@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At least zorg knew he was an asshole

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Musk definitely knows too.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago

I don't agree. I think he believes he's a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.

Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It's a dangerous mixture.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And as far as we know he wasn't hemorrhaging money

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] malean@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?

[–] don@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy "oops it was the trunks fault" bullpucky

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.

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Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There's already been two or three references to him that did not age well.

In the writer's defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 2 months ago

Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.

Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago

Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 13 points 2 months ago

When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you'll look like a fucking weirdo.

[–] proper@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

all those hair plugs just for that

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

good lord he looks like a frog

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 9 points 2 months ago

Alternatively:

[–] Pofski@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Someone get him some cherries.

[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

"fire one million" - Musk

It totally works.

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