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[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 83 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But there will be more heatwaves than oil companies?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

2 Exxon 2 Mobil

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

I don't think we need a central agency to name them, just make them trend on social media! I'm down. When's the Exxon heat wave over? I'm melting.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

Future hurricanes should be named after Exxon CEOs

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

So real creatures from hell?

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Na man, lets combine, with a sponsor type plug, "Mythical creature from hell heatwave, brought to you by Shell, Shell, displacing and killing natives for oil since 1921."

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

What about creating Exxon levels? Like we have ozone.... Today the temperature will be 134 Exxon level 1. Humans can survive 5 minutes at Exxon level 1. Exxon level 4 lowers survival to 30 seconds outside of AC controlled systems.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't see the difference.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

mythical creatures of hell are cool and most definitely don't directly contribute to climate change.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Also according to an angry Italians fanfic of hell, its not really that hot there either. Some little bits of it are, mostly revolving around people who were generally assholes in life, and a non-zero number of recently deceased (See the 14th century) popes the author had an axe to grind with.

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The heatwave leaved me Shell shocked