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Meat? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by _thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 129 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

that feels like a post your reactionary uncle would share on facebook with a ton of laugh crying emojis

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I like to eat meat, but I leave the vegetarians and vegans alone. Why pick a fight?

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Because some people get food aggressive, and even a mention of a sustainable diet that doesn't depend on cruel treatment of animals get them all riled up

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[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This might just be me, but an exclamation point ruins this joke, and many similar ones

With no exclamation point, I read this as a very dry, very serious response, and the comedy comes from the absurdity of what's said with a straight face

When I see the exclamation mark, my brain goes "BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER"

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s not just you. Fixed it:

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Too many pixels

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[–] FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

this is the most embarrassing post i’ve seen on here

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I worked with a lot of non-native English speakers and they love this stuff.

I don't understand why. I mean, I can assume.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 6 points 3 months ago

If they're anything like me, they might be laughing simply because they get the pun.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Eh, as a native English speaker, I thought it was good. I have pretty low standards though, and I like other corny jokes like saying you're vegetarian because you only eat other vegetarians (e.g. cows).

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago

So much haha, let me get a minion reaction picture, brb

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (52 children)

vegan bad amirite

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[–] wafflez@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

Facebook is that you?

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Peak boomer humor

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

boomer humour? absolutely.
Peak? not even close.

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[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 32 points 3 months ago (4 children)

How do you know if someone is a meat eater?

[–] hswolf@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

when you see them eating meat, I hope this helps

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[–] adj16@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Seriously

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[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago

Upvoted for reminding me of 9gag

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So controversial. Now imagine we're also laughing at the ridiculous position of the cat.

[–] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A biological food replicator would be a better option if it were available today.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cow. Highland. Hot.

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A cow?

[–] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not necessarily. It would be any (dead) living organism. I'm talking about sci-fi cooking.

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