The best at keeping secrets
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Acting like I suck at things
Lying
This is the perfect answer. Self-reinforcing loop
Not giving a single F about anything.
I wish I could return to the state I was during pre birth. I have been given a small time frame of giving f's though until I will return to that state I desire to be in.
In about 50 years if nothing out of my control wipes me out I will return to being non existent.
Thinking about this makes me wonder, I havent given a single f since the big bang and now I am thrown on to a globe and a large handful of people passively forcing me to do. I have to be. I never had the option to not be. Lets see where this goes
Giving no fucks is the natural state of the universe. One of the human superpowers is we give the most fucks, or we can give fucks about a lot of people, though even hundreds is stretching that limit.
It's one of the things we need to get over is that whether we as a species live or die, colonize the stars or go extinct in a century or less, not only will the universe not notice, but it won't care. It's up to us to care or not.
That said, we humans are cruel bastards, so yes, I appreciate the impetus to minimize the fucks you give.
You want to be the best at not giving a fuck? Pssshhhh!!!! Fat chance! I'm already the world leader in that....
takes a shit on your infant child
Eh....
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Being internally happy and content.
Paying off people's mortgages in full.
I already am the best at something, but if I tell you, somebody would know...
Picking lotto numbers.
nobody could know
Nice try...
Sex
If no one knows you're the best, that includes your partners. They'll just walk away thinking you're average.
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Masturbating.
Shitting the stinkiest shit in the world..