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Text: My browser when I open the 42nd tab and beyond

A 2 panel image of Michael Jordan: Stop it. Get some help.

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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] tyler@programming.dev 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Last year I had 2200 or something like that open, but I haven’t counted this year. FF handles it fine. Chrome wasn’t ever able to handle more than a hundred or so. I haven’t used chrome in 6 or 7 years now though.

[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

why not just bookmark that stuff and close the tabs?

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

More like save the whole session for later use. Who the hell saves hundreds of even thousands of bookmarks?

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[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On Desktop, as soon as the tab bars are getting smaller to make room for more tabs on the screen, I feel like I have too many open.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You must never have tried tree style tabs extension.

[–] sping@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or they avoid the need for that solution by avoiding that problem in the first place?.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I don't think of it as a problem.

[–] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Go on. Elaborate.

Nvm - last comment: https://lemmy.sdf.org/comment/13114661 Good hint, thanks.

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[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The sense of loss when you can't get them back for some reason. I swear I've had my career set back by losing my tabs. It's basically my working memory.

[–] kopasz7@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Bookmarks my friend, bookmarks.

[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 5 points 3 months ago

Right? I've been training myself to use this one weird browser feature I hardly ever use called "bookmarks." Shits wild

[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I usually hover around 300-400 open tabs. I clean them up once in a while but it just builds up again.

[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had to install a plugin to just close tabs I hadn't viewed in a while. I'm certainly not going to develop better tab discipline

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'll never really understand this, I just bookmark stuff. I've never had more than maybe 15-20 open at the same time my entire life... Usually it's just 5 or 6 max.

[–] sping@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago

I don't even now how anyone keeps track of them and finds the ones they want. And how can you possibly do that quicker than just going to the page afresh.

Part of working on a project for me is assembling links to important pages. It may be days, weeks or months later that I want to come back and there are the links. And of course, anything generically or regularly useful is just a bookmark as you say.

It really seems like people keep tabs open just to keep a list of useful pages. There are much easier and more effective ways to do that.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I don't understand it either. I've never had more then 300 open at the same time, anything more then that is weird.

[–] fatalicus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm in the same boat.

I'll have a lot of tabs open with documentation and such as I'm working on things, but at the end of the day they are all either bookmarked if I need to continue the next day, or closed as I close my browser.

Then we have people like one of the consultants we have, that has 100+ tabs open, in several browser windows (different profiles), at all times. I wonder how much money we've wasted on him just by waiting for him to find the right tab when he wants to show us something in meetings...

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[–] Commiunism@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Same, as soon as I have to scroll in order to navigate my tabs I just instinctively go on a closing spree

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I didn't even know you could get to the point of scrolling tabs, lol!

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (5 children)

42 is supposed to be the exaggeration meme???

Bro my mobile browser has so many tabs open it stopped giving me a number and gives me a smiley face instead. It's like 150.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 3 months ago

"Stop it. Get some help." - Your browser

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago

Mine gives me an infinity symbol in Firefox iOS

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How do you find which one you want with 150 open? Genuinely curious is all, I'm old and mostly use PC and can type quick enough to find what I want if I know which site (wikis for games and such). If I had to scroll through 150 tabs I'd spend half the time looking through a list so wonder how it helps to have that many open. Or maybe I just don't read fast enough to scroll well.

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

The search bar will show open tabs matching the query along side a switch to tab button. I've seen it on desktop anyway, I'd think it's on mobile as well. I'd wager that individuals with that many tabs left open never go back to them though lol

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel called out 😅

I have had whatever number of tabs open on Firefox mobile where it stops giving you a number and you get the ∞ symbol...

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like mobile is fair. Things open new tabs automatically a lot more. But I have seen some scary posts asking how to organize tens of thousands of tabs. There's a neat part to that.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't Firefox on mobile can be configured to automatically close tabs after some period? I recall enabling that. That solves this problem!

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[–] takeda@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The old Opera when it used the Pesto engine was even better at it.

I believe literally everyone who used Opera had the habit of having a lot of tabs. They were extremely lightweight.

Sadly they abandoned the engine and now Opera is yet another chrome clone.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Once you hit 99+ in Firefox on mobile it changes to ∞

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 6 points 3 months ago

Chrome went to a :D above 99. But I believe they changed that, not sure as I use FF now too.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I once closed 9k tabs on the phone. I swear I felt a mild earthquake and power went off in the whole building. Eye of google appeared before me with hissy “I see you”

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago

The thing is, that eye is always there, even when you don't see it!

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Guess I need rehab.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

65 on my phone. None of them are junk, one is the new tab page so I can search immediately. 🤷

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago

You guys have numbers? I have the infinity sign on every new device within days

[–] megabat@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tree style tabs is my enabler 😖

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[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago

42? If only I could have so few 😅

[–] kuneho@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

30 from it is stackoverflow, 10 are github, and 2 e926 pages.

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There is a rule about having more than 34 tabs. Search Firefox rule 34 and you can see what happens.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

It's important to tell all your coworkers about this, too

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Tab suspender and session manager goes brrrr

[–] QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A fun Easter egg on Chromium browsers is that, when you get to 100 tabs, the number just turns into a smiley face.

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[–] clb92@feddit.dk 4 points 3 months ago

I've had about 1000+ tabs open before, but I've gotten better at keeping them under control. It's very normal for me to hit a couple hundred, once in a while, though, before I go through them all and weed out the ones I'm done with. Right now I only have 24, but 19 of them are my pinned tabs that are used all the time.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

not me using up all 32GB of my RAM with firefox tabs lmao

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 4 points 3 months ago

Bookmarks exist for this reason, man

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

You mean 420

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