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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Middle card goes on the right. "It doesn't take a pro poker player to know every king needs his queen at..." don't know what goes after "at..." but I'm guessing there's a fourth card with something like "Prom!"

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I specifically asked

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Technically you didn't ask, you demanded.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

I specifically demanded

[–] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It's a promposal girl on the right is being asked I'm guessing

[–] superkret@feddit.org 50 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

A king and a queen is a worse hand than 2 kings.
In fact, what you really want is aces.

Are they maybe trying to play chess instead?

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe we're supposed to be under the assumption that the community cards combine with the King and Queen to make up a Royal Flush?

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

AK is better than KQ. That being said, KQ suited is still an extremely strong hand.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago

aces

is the cleverest double entendre

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nobody dare tell me its not that bad and easy to fix

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

I immediately recognized that the two signs were just swapped then proceeded to struggle immensely to read it even knowing the order it should be in.

[–] Dufurson@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

don't dead open inside intensifies

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

It doesn't poker KING needs