BanjoShepard

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[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I did not need to know this existed. I already dislike snakes, I think in part because I find their movement patterns alien and unpredictable, but this is just breaking my brain.

That said it could also be that I never find one until it's underneath the log I just picked up or immediately under my foot as I'm walking. Very rarely do I see one from a distance and think "Oh cool a snake!"

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My wife liked the idea of Eleanor if we had a girl, I never liked it, but luckily we had a boy, so we didn't have to cross that bridge.

At work, we named the old, decrepit copier Opal in an effort to humanize it and get people to treat the old girl with more love and patience.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

We are all mammal people on this blessed day.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I thought the god chose the person who had suffered more of the gods torture.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Speaking of ships, Penelope could launch a thousand.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't think my head ever touches my headrest when I'm driving. Rarely, I'll lean back while sitting still, but that's the only time I'm ever even aware of it.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm torn between my love for character actress Margo Martindale and my desire to not give Amazon any of my money.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Quick, somebody get this guy on the ballot!

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I drive a newer Tacoma. It looks like a little baby next to full-sized pickups, but it's a giant if I pull up next to an older Tacoma at a traffic light.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 111 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

I think most students are copying/pasting instructions to GPT, not uploading documents.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well I didn't have lose to Indiana by 45 and almost beat Ohio State on my bingo card. If we comfortably beat UCLA next week, I'm feeling alright on the season, but I'm haunted by not clinching bowl eligibility last year in three winnable games.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

After watching Raiola overthrow wide-open Fidone against Illinois and Barney twice today, I swear he is allergic to throwing tds.

 
 
 
 

I see predominantly picture posts here, but I wonder if text posts have a place too. I think it would be cool to share memorable birding experiences. A few come to mind for me.

This spring I saw my first Whooping Crane. I grew up in the migration path and went looking every year. I'd seen millions of sandhill cranes. Hundreds of white spots that turned out only to be two snow geese flying together or a plastic bag waving on a corn stalk. This spring I visited my home town and it happened to be during the migration. My two year old loves birds, so I thought he'd like to see so many birds at once. Unfortunately he was more interested in sitting in the truck while I looked at birds. On the way back home, a quarter mile before getting on the highway, I saw a white spec in a field, pulled over in a farmers drive way and just knew it was it. Thirty years later, I'd finally found one. Crossing it off in the index of my Sibley's was one of the most cathartic experiences of my life.

Another experience I love is the first time I saw California condors. My family visited the Grand Canyon, and I knew there was a chance to see them. When we got there they were flying so close and I couldn't even speak. My mom still tells of me pointing and saying "C-c-c-condors!".

My grandma is the one that got me into birding. She took me on a trip to an eagle count at a lake a few hours away. We saw many eagles that day. I also saw a great horned owl in broad daylight, which I've yet to see again; I remember how yellow it's eyes were. At the end of the day we stopped at the dam and my grandma put her spotting scope on some mallards and other ducks sitting around a section of open water. While I was watching, an Eagle came up and flew right over the dam, only a few dozen feet over head, then swooped down and crushed the mallard in the spotting scope so easily. We stayed and watched it eat until it was run off by other eagles that came for an easy meal.

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