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Anon goes on a date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 284 points 4 months ago

Well, that's what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 216 points 4 months ago

Anon, the sewage inside you seeps out even when you try to keep it in

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 154 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All he did was bring up forming a white ethnostate, damn lefties, so sensitive

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Got to move to Idaho before you start with that talk.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Too liberal, TAKE TO THE SEA

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 143 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I wonder just how much sex has been avoided because of 4chan's politics board

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 65 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah, natural selection trying to do its job

[–] essell@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

If we don't count socks that evolve into independent life forms then its working very well

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Enough to have low birth rates.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 136 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”

“I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”

*pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 108 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Segregation was the..." QuickTime Event "worst thing to happen"

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 57 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Also I'm super into female's rights. A female should be able to kill her baby at 9 months if she wants to... Can I see your boobs now?"

[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like female bobs

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

and vagine.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 128 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'll always love their disbelief that we're able to sus then out. They're like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it's impossible to know their feelings.

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Like a Nazi in Argentina.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The SS think you can't spot them if they take their cap off.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

removes skulls from cap; leaves swastika on arm band

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 100 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's crazy how women dislike people who hold horrible views about women!

[–] androogee@midwest.social 56 points 4 months ago

Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond

[–] ocassionallyaduck@lemmy.world 72 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Insane how deranged fuckers think the "center" is back in 1950.

"I'm not radical. I just think a woman should be comfortable in heels and the kitchen is all."

"Things didn't used to be so stressful for the fairer sex. I'd take care of my woman"

Shit these guys say and legitimately think they're not being nuts.

[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 68 points 4 months ago (7 children)

I'm curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 71 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"

[–] Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago

"There are good people on both sides" when the date brings up Charlottesville.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are "the establishment", zionists, and "fascists" like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn't realize he's inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.

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[–] Drusas@kbin.run 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I think you mean 'both' genders.

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[–] whoreticulture@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Literally just being a "centrist" is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don't really have strong opinions on politics.

[–] III@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don’t really have strong opinions on politics

Also a red flag.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag

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[–] suction@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

…and keep that up for the next 70 years of course…while seething about “pills”

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago

Explain horseshoe theory, tell her you're so far right you're actually left, ????, profit

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 31 points 4 months ago

You can just tell when someone is sounding you out to see when they can drop their real belief that women and coloureds should be the property of white men.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

See this is why you need to be at your craziest and look for a woman who doesn't take you seriously.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 4 months ago

My SO and I scream "WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA" at each other as a greeting.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Finally, some good dating advice.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago

Unironically, just get all of your embarrassing personality quirks out of the way.

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 13 points 4 months ago

Bullshit.

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