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[–] IDew@lemm.ee 103 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

OS: neurolink

Phone: smasung galaxy s3

Browser: Firefox 78.3

Search engine: kagi trials

Location: on the desktop

Cookies: yummy

Send optional data to Microsoft:

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

bill gate pp small and soft

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Firefox 78.3

Hmm, someone wants to get hacked.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 62 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OS: chromeOS
Phone: stock xiaomi 10
Browser: internet explorer (VM)
Search engine: baidu results served through ask jeeves
Location: Constantly updated via API to Facebook
Cookies: batch downloaded
Send optional data to Microsoft: printed and mailed

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You print and mail your data? You could really cut out a step by getting their fax number.

Make sure to page them first so they know to go pick it up.

[–] DragonConsort@pawb.social 55 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Love the fact that even when committing to the bit about being anti-privacy they still know the internet is functionally unusable without an adblocker

Also I'm about to say something ignorant as hell but: Isn't a Browser the same thing as a Search Engine?

[–] rayf@lemmy.zip 26 points 4 months ago

Nope, Browser is the tool, the software to reach internet. Like a phone. Search Engine is more like the phone book of URL reference. And you use it with keywords

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

The browser is the software to use the internet and a search engine essentially scans the entire accessible web for the words you type in to it and shows you where they are.

[–] odium@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Browsers are the app you click on: google chrome, firefox, Microsoft edge, safari

Search engines are a website you go to on that app. If you type something in the top bar of your browser that is not a link, browsers will automatically enter that into a search engine.: google search, Bing, duckduckgo, ecosia, startpage

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Browser is an app on your computer

Search engines are apps on other people’s computers that you access via a website

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Every corporation on the internet:

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

No, it clearly says Anonymous

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

OS: Five different Linux distributions and a BSD

Phone: iPhone (hardened; trackers blocked w. NextDNS)

Browser: Mullvad Browser

Search engine: Self-hosted SearXNG

Location: Only for mapping software

Cookies: Notices blocked by uBO, cleared on restart

Send optional data to Microsoft: Who?

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

nah that's if you made a linux distro

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh I'm fine, thanks for asking. That gif was directed at you specifically

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i should have blocked you for simping big tech

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

how can you even harden a proprietary walled garden

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There are ways. Privacy Guides has a page on it. I also use NextDNS, which has a blocklist for iDevices, so Apple can't track me (afaik).

I'd rather have an Android, though. Either DivestOS or /e/. I'm just waiting for my iPhone to burn out first.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

thats a good thing. if you have it, use it till it explodes

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Bitches love a good BSD

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is a bait to collect technical data from privacy-oriented users

Look, they just list all their specs!

/hj

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard

Zuck: Just ask.

Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?

Zuck: People just submitted it.

Zuck: I don't know why.

Zuck: They "trust me"

Zuck: Dumb fucks.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 months ago
[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Is that the guy that has nothing to hide?

Who's whining about rising subscription prices in times of lesser quality in movies and tv shows?

Who's whining about not being able to get a raise because "we can't afford to give everyone raises in this economy"?

Who's whining because insurances are so expensive and never pay up?

Who has given up both control over his own information and control over where to get his knowledge from?

Who can no longer own media, or cars, or appliances without paying a monthly subscription that "this time for sure not getting worse over time"?

Who has given up his freedom?

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OS: EndeavourOS Phone: Pixel 7 Pro (using GrapheneOS) Browser: Firefox (Plus uBlock, Plus Pihole, plus Adguard) Search engine: startpage location: off (on for specific apps) cookies: auto declined send optional data to Microsoft: no even using Windows

[–] alci@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

OS: kubuntu Phone: pixel with grapheneis + pihole Browser: FF (+ublock) Search engine: searx (hosted by non profit) Kocation: off Cookies: avoid when possible Mail: Infomaniak Collab software: next cloud Etc.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OS: Archlinux (btw)

Phone: xiaomi (e/os/)

Browser: Firefox (librewolf when bored)

Search engine: 5 instances of searxng and DuckDuckGo sometimes

Location: My chair

Cookies: I still don't care about cookies

Send optional data to Microsoft: Who?

[–] Lumun@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why 5 instances of Searxng? Do you get very different results with each? I pretty much always use the same one..

Just for when one is down or is blocked by a search engine. Happens sometimes and I have 5 bookmarked

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 8 points 4 months ago

The average user?

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

OS: Win 10 (I know... but like... Reason and Live for music composition)

Phone: Pixel 4a, VPN. Would like to find an alternative, but 5' phones are rare nowadays.. Too clumsy/old to use larger phones.

Browser: Firefox + uBO + Ghostery

Search engine: Alternating between Google and DDG

Location: Only for mapping software

Cookies: Consent-O-Matic (greatest find this year in this regard, thanks to Lemmy btw)

Send optional data to NOPE

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 0 points 4 months ago (4 children)

This entire privacy thing isn't such a problem in the EU luckily lol

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

nah they still spy on you using the American ways until EU realises and tells them to stop, but it doesn't happen instantly and there's always new bullshit to stop them from doing

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Me: "So companies can't hoard my data?"

EU: "That's right"

Me: "Cool, and I'll encrypt my chat just to be safe."

EU: "Now wait a minute..."

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 2 points 4 months ago

When even lol

[–] Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's still a problem in the EU,
less then in the USA,
however still a rather big problem.

At least in the US we know who's after us (everyone), so there's that.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago