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[โ€“] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sooooo I got the call. It's sounds promising. I won't go into too much details because it's early stages but it is a potential writing collaboration idea I had and they are receptive to the idea.

They're gonna talk to their people and see if and what can be done and we can work from there. I'm hopeful. It's going to be so cool if it comes to fruition.

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[โ€“] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I just want to lay in my new bed and new mattress and forget work ever exists.

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[โ€“] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I definitely feel different to how I did last week.

I guess, more confident, or maybe sure of myself?

It's not surprising in a way, but I didn't notice what I lost now that I have it back.

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago

I think in light of recent events youโ€™re probably super happy and relieved as well.

Youโ€™ve been through a lot with the emotional roller coaster and to come out of it on the other side is of great relief.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Get paid, think "hmm that's a bit much", check psyslip, per hour is off. Have had payroll biff it up before, so send a quick heads up "oi you typoed and overpaid" boss says "oh yeah forgot to tell you, your hourly rate went up. So did your super".

On top of the tax cuts that's an extra $200 in my pocket. Marvellous

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

My sky pretty has a crane

Now let me explain what this crane is doing.

It is building an exclusive 55yo and older community called st. clare in kew. Shit out of luck if you're 54 but the joke is on them because the grand kids will visit and you're back at square 1.

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[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ah good another eye infection. Love it. The same week daycare jack up their prices they send home headlice and eye infections. Brilliant!

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You chose to spawn becauseโ€ฆ

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[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Home in bed with the dog, weed, oxy and a salmon bagel.

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Had 3 days off caffeine. Caved this morning.

Back on the caffeine choo choo train.

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Here's an odd one (to me at least).

P's are going to a funeral tm and everyone has to chip in a $fiddy.

Extremely wealthy family. I've never heard of that before. Is that a thing now?

I understand they're expensive but just never seen that before.

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Extremely wealthy and theyโ€™re insisting people chip in for a funeral? Thatโ€™s extremely tacky.

Iโ€™ve heard of people asking for donations to a charity rather than flowers, but never for the cost of the funeral.

E: it would be tacky even if they werenโ€™t wealthy

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[โ€“] bull@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I've been informed that it's Vegas' 10th birthday on Saturday! I need to figure out what to get him. Think I'll hit up the butcher but I might have to wait until Saturday to do it so it doesn't spoil the surprise, because he'll smell it. I'll swing by the big pet shop too and see if I can find something he might like.

Edit: Oh it's also my nanna's 98th birthday tomorrow. I don't think she wants anything from the butcher.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Leg of lamb! Old people love lamb.

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[โ€“] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I have some potentailly really good news coming today. I'm probably jinxing it by even hinting at it now but I'm excited if it happens.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

did you also stash a block of chocolate somewhere and forget and now have to hunt it down? Im gonna find it! Its half a block of darrell lea rocky road ffs.

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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Morning! It's Thursday! Which means it's almost Friday which means it's almost the weekend!!! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Did a pantry clean out today. Chucked out so much expired bottled goods, powders, etc... Found a packet of Stroopwafels, out of date by 7 years.. Yes, I ate them ,and yes they were great.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Passport came... for my daughter who lodged hers after mine. ๐Ÿ˜”

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago (31 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

I forgot to take my douche out of the shower and the plumber is in there.

FML FML FML FML

Edit: not a pipe leak or water ingress. It's my fucking washing machine. FML FML is the re gonna make me pay for this? Fuck.

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Bit rude to call your partner a douche

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[โ€“] melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

so, I have no feelings about Celine Dion as a singer.... but as a person who can't sleep, I am finding her documentary fascinating and admirable

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[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago (5 children)

How good's a breakfast burrito and a black tea for brekkie? Stuff of champions!

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[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Gonna lose my shit at work. We asked for X to be done. Its a security time sensitive thing. Sent off a spreadsheet containing all the details they needed. They report back X+Y was done. When i asked why they did Y i was told that it was on the spreadsheet.

Why did you put Y on the the spreadsheet I hear you ask? I didn't! When I asked them to produce the working spreadsheet they sent us something totally different that cherry-picked data from the original but missed critical details.

If I were HALF as incompetent as this team I'd be out on my ass, but yet somehow this team is a protected species and can continue to fuckup till the cows come home.

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[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Train lines PSA

Stony point line FTW!! looks like it's clearing / getting back to normal but double check

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I really love the BCC feature on emails.

๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ‘Œ

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[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Morning! Woke up because too hot. Now window is open but the night is so noisy. Good time to catch up on deleting emails.

[โ€“] melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago (11 children)
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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I was just getting all the meat off yesterday's roast chicken for lunch sandwiches and Bill Cat was begging real bad, but I know him, he won't eat it but he does like stealing chicken from plates!!

So I put some pieces on a plate and put that on the small table in the living room then walked away. He is stealing it right now and I can hear him eating.

Stolen chicken is yummier. ๐Ÿคญ

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

overthinking overreactingTorn between feeling good and feeling bad. I feel good because next week I start my course and I'm changing my future.

But I feel bad because I feel so far behind. I don't even have $40k of super. I don't have a career. I've burnt my brains out trying and failing at call centre work for 10 years. I still feel like I'm failing. That I have already failed and I'm waiting for it to catch up with me. I can go back and blame the first 28 years of my life but I'm also autonomous. Why haven't I got a high powered career making big money and have a nice nest egg. I've never had enough to even travel to Bali FFS. Idk. I just feel the weight of the past more than ever and I. scared of failing again. It's gonna take me three years to get where I want to be, qualification wise, and I'll be 35. And I have to then find work and start paying my HECS off. I don't feel like I'm ever gonna have a home or feel financially secure.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Alright tough love time: Everyone is running their own race, and everyone started with their own unique handicap so you cant compare anyone elses life to your own.

BUT: If you're not happy with where your at? Fix it. Process the emotions, work through everything then get up dust yourself off and keep going. Sadly no one else is gonna step up and help you out here, so its up to you to live the life you wanna live. Set some goals and make 'em happen. Rome wasn't built in a day, but it would never have been built without starting out and some tough days.

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (10 children)

Anti-gratitude thread ๐Ÿคฌ

Woke up at 6 and fell back asleep, so didn't make the gym class and now I don't have time to go today.

Also kept listening to a podcast last night beyond the sleep timer because I got invested, only to wake up to find the rest of the podcast was played whilst I slept.

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Gratitude thread โœจ๏ธ

Grateful for having all my meals made for today. I just have to eat!

Also my dog :)

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[โ€“] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Was in Brunswick today for a dentist appointment. Ended up wandering around afterwards. God I miss it. Maybe I'll head back in 6 months if all goes well with this job.

It makes coming back to where I live so depressing. My mantra for the last 6 months has been "all in good time".
And so it will be once again hopefully.

In other news, I found an amazing new Middle Eastern instruments library that will expand my compositions significantly. It doesn't have as many functions as my other one, but it has a wider variety of instruments and they sound good right out of the box.

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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Taking today off was a good call. I was woken up a bit after 1am from tooth pain. Hopefully it starts settling down a bit more today.

[โ€“] Cendana@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Went out, came back unable to unlock my laptop despite typing in correct password. Noticed that some of my keystrokes are not registering.

Looks like one of the cats managed to strategically position themselves on the keyboard just right to activate the filter keys prompt and the "yes" button on it.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Iโ€™ve ordered some more trackies while I look for the other ones. Pakige.

I also need to get the next bag of Melbcatโ€™s biccies that have been sitting at the post office for at least a week

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Been sick all this week. I should have taken more than one day off but there are meetings I want to get out of the way. My sense of taste hasn't been the best so I think I'll do a COVID test and if it comes back positive I'll take the rest of the week off

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Product review. Found this honey in the pantry:

It. Is. Amazing.

Bougie honey ($22 according to the lid I have no idea how it got there or when I think it was a gift).

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