"Girl, I named no variables after you, because you're my only Constant"

Pay for dinner

Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.

She did not think that was romantic.

I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊

I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.

So... that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.

The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not

I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.

“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”

git branch testing.stephanie.slept.with.my.friend.brad

The GNU kernel was not originally supposed to be called the Hurd. Its original name was Alix—named after the woman who was my sweetheart at the time. She, a Unix system administrator, had pointed out how her name would fit a common naming pattern for Unix system versions; as a joke, she told her friends, “Someone should name a kernel after me.” I said nothing, but decided to surprise her with a kernel named Alix.

Source: https://www.gnu.org/gnu/thegnuproject.en.html

When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We're still together.

Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.

I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.

Also we got a sexy time button.

Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider... Unnatural.

I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.

At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I've long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon's upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.

MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf "Monty" Widenius' kids

You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.

Deb + Ian = Debian.

This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.

Well, I made my girlfriend a GUI app that converts subtitles from Windows-1251 to utf-8 encoding so that she doesn't have to remember how to do it. And I didn't even name it after her...

I’d feel very wooed if my wife named a Linux distro or some open source project of hers after me