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[–] Crewman@sopuli.xyz 70 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Balinares@pawb.social 18 points 1 year ago

Durpleton is too pure for this corrupt world.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Neither. Arms should not be on the neck.

[–] just2look@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Agreed. The human part of a centaur doesn’t have any horse features, so why would a giraffe centaur? It would just be a giraffe body with a person torso attached.

[–] aard@kyu.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This would make the second picture possible (just without the fur on the human part) - a centaur also has a duplication of parts of the spine.

[–] just2look@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There is no horse neck on a centaur though, so not sure why there would be on a giraffetaur. Since they are all imaginary creatures, I suppose anything you want is the right answer.

[–] creation7758@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Arms are on the body though. Neck is between the shoulders

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, both of these seem more like a Manraffe.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago
[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago
[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I hate left less but it would clearly be right, no way you'd evolve arms that can't reach your mouth.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*t-rex has entered the chat*

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry, I guess I meant arms with opposable thumbs

[–] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

how about 2, but the giraffe neck is the regular diameter

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ok, I'm a smart fella but thinking about this is taking up way too high a percentage of my smart cells.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

And next we'll continue the lesson with his pants.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Why are we assuming that the top half has to be the human half?

2 has Chad energy.