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[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 71 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I believe you can still get "dumb" flatscreens, but they're getting rare, and they cost at least hundreds more than their "smart" brethren. So of course those sell very slowly.

The older I get the more I miss the sheer freedom that was built into our daily lives back when technology was just a notch or two less advanced. Phones that stayed trapped on their wall, not in your pocket, tracking you. TVs that were made of dumb stuff that could still pull free content from the air. You had to be part of a special "Nielson family", fully set up with a little tracking box and all that, for the TV to tell anybody what you were watching.

People expected you to basically fall off the earth for 8 hours at work, and didn't expect to contact you for less than a housefire-level emergency, which meant you spent most of the day free, and not just while you were at work. Nobody blinked if you stepped out for the evening to go shopping and could not be contacted for hours. Now people end up in screaming arguments because they didn't answer that text fast enough. It's misery.

I had a shock the other day, watching some YouTube short featuring a young woman (an adult, not a minor) complaining humorously about her mother, who always knows where she is, and thus has all sorts of unwanted opinions on her location. Mother always knows because of an app called Life360, which is basically the kind of spying app that an abusive spouse would hide on your phone. But it's not hidden. You force your children to install it on their phones. It's a leash. So now this adult woman, who of course cannot quite afford to leave home, because economy, cannot simply delete this spying app from her phone without consequences and arguments, so she has no privacy in her movements, from anyone, never mind the government and such. Never mind what actual minors are now putting up with.

We have officially left the era where the adults pissed and grumbled about them damn kids wanting them damn phones they don't need, and we are now in the era where some kid has absolutely been beaten with a belt because he tried to leave his phone in the bedroom and slip out of the house in privacy.

Things like Life360 are normalized among children and parents, so other people will now expect to track you and treat a refusal of tracking as a violation of trust, and probably a sign that you are elderly, thus your rights are becoming debatable.

Again, 5 minutes ago this was evil shit that abusive spouses snuck onto people's phones, suddenly, it's normal, and people will just expect it.

I guess the ongoing shock is that we expected Big Brother to somehow slap a shackle on our necks that we can't take off, but this is all worse. This is putting the shackle on your neck, every morning. It doesn't even lock. You could, theoretically, throw it into the lake at will. Nobody would stop you. But you don't. All the chains are made of other people. The whips at your back are the opinions of children, and what they think is normal. The surveillance cameras do not loom from posts in the sky, no. They're in every pocket. They're much harder to hide from than a security camera ever would be.

I hope I'm just melodramatic, or something.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Great writeup, hope the world moves away from crap like this

[–] letsgocrazy@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I've still got an old 1080p LG TV.

I got it early in the chord cutting days, and knew that Smart TVs were going to be at shitty option.

Smartest decision I ever ever made.

(which is quite sad really, it's just a TV).

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[–] WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who knew my anti-consumption / general frugalness would lead to me having a better TV experience than people who buy the high end gadgets

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[–] Raz@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (20 children)

My solution: Buy a very large monitor.

Then connect some streaming box to it you can easily replace if/when it gets shitty, instead of having to replace the whole TV.

[–] crashoverride@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fuck you getting a 55 in monitor from?

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[–] ByteWizard@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This is the future that Stallman warned us about. They mocked him and said it didn't matter. It's not going to get better until everyone stops buying TVs with spyware built in.

Vote with your wallets or quit bitching. Self hosted is an option these days. But that means not being lazy. And people are really lazy.

[–] mimichuu_@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vote with your wallet

When are we going to finally accept that this is nothing but a delusion? How many failed boycotts over and over will it take?

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[–] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Vote with your wallets or quit bitching.

I never bought one but I can't do anything about people who have AirBnB's who buy them or hotels that install them in every room.

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[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This is why my TV is not connected to any kind of network. It is a TV, and it should behave as one and just take any video input I give it

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[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Why the hell would I connect my TV to the internet? It's a display device.

You will take my Display Port/HDMI/RCA input and like it.

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

RCA? They still make TV’s with RCA inputs on them? It’s been a while since I bought one. Thought my 10yo Sony was one of the last ones.

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[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once had a "smart" TV, brought it back where i bought it within a month and took a regular monitor, now a PC does the smart and the TV what is supposed to do, display shit.

[–] programmer_having_errors@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Too true. Literally monitors are going to become the next Smart TV for just not doing anything special

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The whole point of Internet of Things (aka CONNECT EVERYTHING TO THE INTERNET) was to make customers' life miserable in the medium-long run. Anyone who couldn't figure that out was massively deluded by the propaganda

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[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I have a 55" IPS TV with absolutely zero smart functions, and we use it as a dummy monitor, Audio is not even connected, all is hooked up to a Linux computer that serves all the content. Zero bullshit, Zero advertising and we have full control of everything, and it was dirt cheap.

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[–] calypsopub@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I love the way my TV turns itself on in the middle of the night on a random channel at full volume.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

Bro, that's a ghost.

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[–] kcfb@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

The most egregious action I've seen was from a Vizio smart TV I bought several years ago. It shipped with a simple remote control, and a tablet with a control app preinstalled. One day I turned the TV on and was notified that in order to use the updated UI I would need to reach out to support to order (and pay for!) a new remote that had additional buttons.

[–] Shatur@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I buy things like this, I try to buy hardware that supported by open source projects. Like routers that can run OpenWRT or Android phones that are supported by LineageOS.

It's amazing that sometimes free projects that are made for people are better than commercial one.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For those with similar problems, use pihole dns to effectively block all that bullshit

Also, do NOT buy a Samsung TV, it's the worst offender of them all. Nothing but bad experiences with itl

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Don't buy Samsung anything. Their hardware is junk. They used to be okay, but they decided years ago that they want to be an advertising company, not a hardware company, so they push cheap crap that is used solely as data harvesting and ad delivery devices. Even their home appliances spy on you and break down a few years later.

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago (11 children)

No Vizio or Samsung.

I got a Sony and I'm glad I did. It seems to do what a smart TV should do. The apps I use are first, the shows I'm watching are suggested. It works seamlessly over HDMI with all my other hardware (sound bar, Blu-ray, consoles). They took the beautiful LG OLED display and made it look even better. It has a super minimalistic style, the android OS is unobtrusive, and the remote feels nice in the hand.

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[–] Polar@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I buy TVs with Android TV built in because the freedom is great. I love I can install APKs, and generally they have every app that Android has. Whereas Roku doesn't even have an official Twitch app.

Despite that, my fucking GOD they're slow. Both my $2000 and $650 Android TVs are such a fucking lag fest. Even trying to pause a YouTube video is such shit.

They both run Android TV 9, despite Android TV 12 being out, and 14 in beta.

My CCwGTV is a lot better, but I only use that on my non smart TV because I hate juggling remotes.

Still wont stop buying Android TVs, though. Roku is so empty, those TVs with their own built in OS have even less apps. My sisters $5500 OLED TV only has Plex, no Emby. Which is insane. I think her TVs app store has a total of like 20 apps?

Twitch updated in January with a shitty UI that lags. I just disabled updates and installed an older version of the app via APK. That's the benefit of Android TV.

EDIT: also can we please get some people on the Android TV custom ROM scene? It's weird to me that NO TVs have any sort of custom ROM or rooting. You'd think they would?

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[–] woodgen@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] woodgen@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Back in my day you owned the hardware you bought and were allowed to install a custom operating system.

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[–] Crass_Spektakel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

My 2013 Highest End Samsung was pretty much E-Waste three years later. 80% of the Apps broken, no new Apps for new services.

UTTER BULLSHIT.

I plugged in a FireTV 4k which was on Sale for €25. Perfectly supported since many years. TONS of software, channels and so on. Best buy ever.

When I had to buy a new TV for my bed room I bought a "dump" monitor and plugged a FireTV in.

[–] Reken@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I have one of the first gen smart TVs from Samsung and it's absolute cheeks now. Changing the volume, no joke, can take multiple minutes to register from the remote. When I click the volume up button, you can see the red light on the ir sensor of the TV flash, registering that it got the signal, but for it to actually change the volume, that can take multiple minutes to do. Just buy a regular tv and get an nvida shield or something similar.

[–] cjsolx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Point me to where I can find a non-smart tv and I'll jump right in that lol

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[–] Transcriptionist@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

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Comment by user timb @burgerdrome@aus.social reading:

"I love my smart TV. I love the way it takes a long time to boot up because it's trying to refresh the advertisements on the home screen. I delight in the way it randomly restarts because it's downloaded an update without asking me, each of which makes the TV slower and slower with every subsequent install. I adore the way it buries the apps that I want to use, and that I use without fail every single time, below the apps that it's being paid to promote and which I have never touched in my life and would never use without the cold metal of a glock pressed hard against my sweating temple. I am infinitely thrilled by the way the interface lags constantly, due to the need to have one thousand unnecessary animations rendered on hardware ripped wholesale from a ten year old phone. I feel myself borne aloft on wings of pure joy when I am notified that my data will be collected and analysed to determine my usage patterns. Even now I am writing this from a field of beautiful flowers and soft luscious grass as I lie and look up happily at the bright blue sky, smiling happily to know that this is the future of technology."

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[–] averyfalken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why I have a dumb TV hooked up to a Linus htpc

[–] vredez@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does Linus know that you use his PC??

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[–] MisterScruffy@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Piracy is the only way ☠

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[–] KingJacobo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I recently bought a 75" Samsung PRO commercial tv, non smart. Plugged a firestick in, it's miles better than our TV with built in Roku that always restarts, freezes and is slow. I told the wife this tv will only be replaced when it breaks.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just purchased a new Samsung TV. it required an Internet connection when I first set it up, but once I got through that initial data dump / update, I reset the network configuration and turned it back into a dumb(er) TV.

I use a piholed Roku 4k for my main streaming device. I will admit it is also trying its damnedest to track what I consume and serve ads to me too, but what am I going to do? Read a book?

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[–] npz@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Someone should start a brand like Nothing Phone / other niche phone manufacturers, but for TVs. Many of us have an attachment to iOS that makes the phone space really difficult, but I'd jump on a beefed up nerdy niche smart TV in a heartbeat.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I bought the last plasma LG ever made which has no smart features. Best purchase ever.

I will never in my life need a tv connected to the internet.

If this thing dies on me am i screwed? It's been a long time since I tooked at the tv market.

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[–] CCatMan@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like the GoogleTV UI. Roku is better with not pushing your apps around.

[–] TwilightVulpine@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The basic UI of Google TV sucks but sideloading Android apps is magical

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[–] Vlhacs@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

I just spent an hour trying to figure out why my smart tv is not routing audio to my external speakers, why there's an audio lag on ALL videos and apps, why the fire cube tv is non-responsive, when all I had to do was unplug and plug the TV back in.

Modern TVs are great, but please just make this a more polished product FFS

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (20 children)

Have a regular PC hooked up to the TV. That's my smart machine. I control every aspect of it. Fuck Smart TVs.

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[–] opensourcedeeznuts@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have my TV offline, connected to my Xbox, with HDMI-CEC enabled.

When I turn on the Xbox, it automatically turns the TV on, which goes to my last used input (the Xbox). From there I can launch whatever streaming apps I want.

I know I have to deal with Microsoft's nonsense too, but at least the performance is good and it shows the most recent app at the top of my home page.

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They also spy on you and know what you watch, even if it's not played from their apps and is just a raw display input. https://www.consumerreports.org/video/view/electronics/televisions-streaming-media/4151762767001/your-smart-tv-may-track-what-you-watch-and-say/

[–] tatd@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I choose to use a mini PC with arch Linux to connect to me TV. Most of media services I have can be access through the web browser.

[–] Beaphe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I love my pihole...

I never experience any of this..

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does his TV also lack HDMI inputs...? I have Smart TV's, and they've never once been connected to my network.

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