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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

It's got what alien civilizations crave

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[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Everyday idiocracy is becoming more and more real

[–] TotallyHuman@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Schindler's List. Humans can be nasty, horrible, utterly evil. It's all too common. But some of us will work to do good. Some of us will push back and do what's right. There is evil in this world, but there is also goodness.

[–] austinfloyd@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 year ago

"Contact" for a similar reason. It's a mix of all motivations, along with people's general mistrust of each other.

[–] dotslashme@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago

Samsara for the same reason. It shows beauty mixed with terrifying images of human impact.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

300

Let them think humanity is 99% buff oily badasses in speedos who will gladly fuck you up until their dying breath.

[–] EldVrangr@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My autistic ass would have them watch all three Lord of the Rings movies. Y'all need to find a better diplomat than me.

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[–] GONADS125@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Don't Look Up - https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dont_look_up_2021

Sort of summarizes the total shit-show that current politicians and billionaires are responsible for.

[–] QwertySpace@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Avatar. We will destroy habitats to get what we want.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Us too! Anyway, we're building this hyperspace bypass..."

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[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] beteljuice@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Idiocracy.

Real answer though, 2001 a space odyssey.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Idiocracy was honestly my first thought, but they wouldn't have all the cultural nuance required to understand it. Someone else said Don't Look Up, which I think would get through the irrationality a bit better.

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[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago

History of the world: part 1

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Independence Day.

I'll tell them it was a documentary. Or at least based on a true story.

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[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Koyaanisqatsi or Baraka, since I'm guessing they won't understand English nor indeed any human language.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I made the mistake of watching Baraka on 3gs of mushrooms.

I am a changed man.

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[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was hoping to find Koyaanisqatsi here

They'll nuke us out of orbit after watching that, but hey

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Independence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn't worth it!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

History of the World: Part 1 seems pretty fitting.

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[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

Just the entire Cunk on Earth series.

100% factual information about human history.

[–] dan@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

Independence Day. Tell them it's a documentary.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago
[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] gilarelli@jlai.lu 4 points 1 year ago

The meaning of life too

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Shocked nobody's mentioned 'Mars Attacks.'

[–] millie@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Orgasmo. The '97 one, not the '69 one. ... fuck it, also the '69 one. Make it a double-feature.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

You should show them my latest movie that I can't promote right now.

They would be so confused, it would be hilarious.

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] neptune@dmv.social 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The man from earth. That should confuse them.

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[–] Jabbawacky@feddit.uk 10 points 1 year ago
[–] djmarcone@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Obviously the complete Stargate franchise. Humans don't put up with aliens tryin' to pull any shit.

[–] SwearingRobin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The Gods Must Be Crazy. I think it shows the absurdity of our modern civilization in a lighthearted way.

[–] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] echoplex21@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Arrival I think would be a great choice.

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Obviously the greatest documentary ever committed to film: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I just came here to upvote every "Idiocracy" comment

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Doctor Zhivago. And when they inevitably fall asleep. I’m jacking that Ufo.

Napoleon dynamite pretty much sums it up. I intensely dislike the film but it's pretty indicative of the human condition.

[–] anolemmi@lemmi.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Life in a Day

Not a movie exactly, creators asked some basic questions and invited people to submit footage from a single day in July 2010. Exciting or mundane, anything.

It’s really well put together and always gives me a refreshed perspective on my place in the world.

They did it again in 2020, during the pandemic.

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[–] sxan@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

If I could get away with a miniseries, James Burke's Connections.

Or Cunk on Earth. It's a toss-up.

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) - Literally telling aliens that we will fuck shit up.

Stalker (1979) - You can leave your garbage and we'll think it's treasure.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) - Humanity is really just a bunch of idiots, stumbling through everything.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Wall-E. Sums it up pretty well

[–] leftzero@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

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