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Companies had copystriked all the arts and knowledge to hoard it into their now dead servers to get profit from subscription services only, so the only peak at humanity now are blogs, memes, and random posts.

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[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It'll be remembered a dark age when the lights go out and all the disks rot. And, if I know archaeologists, they'll call our data centers ritual centers or temples.

Otherwise there will be disbelief at the inexplicably sophisticated engineering, and how we could have achieved it all with no written records. Probably it was all just ancient aliens.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

and how we could have achieved it all with no written records.

Our religion prevented using doc strings or code comments of any kind. What little software we had that actually worked correctly probably was aliens, come to think of it...

[–] WaterWaiver@aussie.zone 1 points 6 months ago

We rented our technology and could not read nor write.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You sure like watching other people fuck.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Let's be real, if they're still substantially human they do too.

I suppose it's possible we go back to no privacy and brothels everywhere, so they're wondering why we liked recordings of it so much.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

They'll be just like "haha wow they just stared at a screen with a video of people fucking. That's so primitive. I'm glad I was born in a time where the AI/VR Sensory Deprivation Orgasmotron Chamber exists! I can't imagine having to pull on my dick with my hand like that anytime I want to nut. That sounds like so much work!"

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 6 months ago

We really like porn. It doesn't how freaky the porn is, we all love it.

Pregnant Sonic banging Tails. Porn. Morticia going down on Cousin It. Porn. A step-sibling getting stuck. Porn.

[–] nycki@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

lol, as if the internet would survive long enough to be studied archeologically. most digital media lasts 10 years, 20 tops. future archeologists will get whatever was worth laser-etching into a sapphire disc and they'll just have to live with that.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
[–] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 months ago

"not surprised they all died shortly after this"

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They’ll think our entire civilisation was based around burying plastic bags.

[–] Shialac@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

they wouldn't be wrong

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Here’s a few pictures I’ve saved in the last couple years. I think it gives a pretty good idea, but you tell me