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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 98 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Looks like the camera got drunk as well.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago (3 children)

one year ago

It looks like it was taken by a Minolta in 1997.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago

Obviously, this means that this was tweeted in 1998, simple

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I'm thinking it has that polaroid vibe.

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

How can you tell what make?

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Minoltas were always drunk

[–] dave@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Now I'm even more confused!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't. It's a joke.

It looks like all the print photos I remember from the 1990s. Back then, my grandfather always walked around with a pocket Minolta 35mm camera. I loved playing with the sliding shutter guard.

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I bet that was a good camera then! Might it have been the lens protector rather than shutter guard?

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's what pictures from the past look like.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I was in the past (almost one year ago). This is how the world looked back then.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This only works if you are extremely attractive btw

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 117 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe but Japanese people are super friendly.

I got lost in a random Tokyo neighborhood and a random guy came out, tapped my dude shoulders and showed my ugly ass where my Airbnb was. This was after the Uber driver walked me 1.5 blocks (leaving his car engine on with the keys inside) to show me where he thought it was. I went to a bar and the bartender snuck a umbrella in my arm when it rained, and told me if I got lost, to call him. And a random person, realizing I was born stupid, help me use a washing machine.

Amazing amazing humans in Japan.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 95 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's true. Once, when I was visiting Kyoto, I actually forgot how to eat, and a kind elderly man held me and tenderly bottle-fed me. I didn't even ask him to.

[–] barooboodoo@lemm.ee 43 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This only works if you are extremely attractive btw

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Was out of potato baby phase, can confirm.

[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

...would it work if you were a worm? Asking for a friend.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It feels like everyone has a story like this. I visited Osaka this one time and I was couldn't open the package that my lunch was in. This very ordinary looking salaryman approached me and without saying a word took, the package from me, ate it whole, then vomited it directly down my throat as an easily-digestible slurry fortified with immunity-boosting enzymes and developmentally-critical animo acids. He literally wouldn't stop.

[–] n0clue@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

This only works if you are extremely attractive btw.

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How do you know? Did you go to Okinawa and try it?

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He is the control group lmao

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 12 points 4 months ago

As an unattractive person I find this terminology comfortable.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You caught me, I guess it really depends on context

[–] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

No one caught you. You need to throw out some words like halo effect and then a research paper about how attractive people get ahead in life more easily. Plus you don't need to be in Okinawa because you are making a general statement about how societies function. Don't give up! <3

[–] videogamesandbeer@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought that was Marge Simpson.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Morticia Simpson.
Marge Adams?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago

Ok, but this has got to be a core cherished memory forever.

Nice, wholesome, like a life lived.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Oh now don't start that again!

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A light shade of Payne's gray, I think.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I see French grey (kidding)

[–] wick@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Looks a little more silkwort grey imo

[–] revisable677@feddit.de 3 points 4 months ago

Now I'm interested. I see blue

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

He looks undecided if he should be happy or pissed off.