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Has anyone been on the Star Trek cruise and have some advice for a first-timer? (startrekthecruise.com)
submitted 5 months ago by SPRUNT@lemmy.world to c/risa@startrek.website
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I'm fed on the 2025 cruise with my buddy, thanks to our scheming wives, and am curious if there is any advice or "pro-moves" we should know about.

Also, if you'd just like to share your experiences, that'd be cool, too.

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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everybody's suggesting upside down pineapples, but what you really want is a horgh'an.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why? You seeking some jamaharon?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

Yep, I ain't no book reader.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Bring condoms. Many, many condoms.

[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 5 months ago

bring recent STD tests too

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

provided by the replicator, for free

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

I came here to say exactly that.

It's going to be insane.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Get to fucking.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 months ago

Something, something... Jamaharon...

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago

I suggest cross-posting this to c/startrek to get maximum eyeballs on it.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's the Prime Directive for upside down pineapples?

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Okay, I’ll be the noob to ask…. Upside down pineapple?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sign for swinging

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Thank you!

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

You want to put an upside down pineapple image on your stateroom door.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The lady with Shrek in the thumbnail has 7 of 9's facial expression down pat!

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's not Shrek, that's Marshall Applewhite

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Fucking lol! "Sarek" is what I was going for.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, the what?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago

Are these comments serious?