Anyone remember that old Candid Camera bit where they put the elevators on tracks and made it go sideways to the other elevator door?
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WHAT?! I need to see this
Found it pretty easily https://youtu.be/A-HCEEnnEAY?si=RCM_rP_h6k0LqpRD
The one family figured it out pretty easily.
You’d think it’d be pretty obvious that the elevator isn’t going up and down when you feel it move.
I think I'd be tripping up due to the actors.
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Next time without the SI blurb please :)
This reminds me of a Hank Green YouTube short: "Do dogs understand the concept of elevators?" The greentext up there was from the perspective of your dog, except he believes & trusts everything without too much analyzing, because he loves you.
If there's an anomaly, go in the left one.
No, floors are a trick of the demiurge to make you believe in physical reality.
I believe they have a bunch of house elves or Mexicans who rush out of some maintenance closet and remodel the entire floor while I’m in the “elevator”.
Wake 🆙 sheeple, believing the Elevator People
Dungeons and Daddies had a running gag about exactly this.
They should ride a paternoster, those doorless elevators that are continuously running