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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Anyone remember that old Candid Camera bit where they put the elevators on tracks and made it go sideways to the other elevator door?

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The one family figured it out pretty easily.

You’d think it’d be pretty obvious that the elevator isn’t going up and down when you feel it move.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I think I'd be tripping up due to the actors.

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[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

Next time without the SI blurb please :)

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

This reminds me of a Hank Green YouTube short: "Do dogs understand the concept of elevators?" The greentext up there was from the perspective of your dog, except he believes & trusts everything without too much analyzing, because he loves you.

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

If there's an anomaly, go in the left one.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 5 months ago

No, floors are a trick of the demiurge to make you believe in physical reality.

I believe they have a bunch of house elves or Mexicans who rush out of some maintenance closet and remodel the entire floor while I’m in the “elevator”.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Wake 🆙 sheeple, believing the Elevator People

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Dungeons and Daddies had a running gag about exactly this.

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

They should ride a paternoster, those doorless elevators that are continuously running