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@defcon201 @defcon @programmerhumor @TypeScript @rust @golang
Fuck Go, marry Rust, throw TS to the dogs! π€£
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Fuck Javascript!
Marry Javascript!
Kill Javascript!
Bro gets it
CommunityLinkFixer bot is gonna have a field trip on this one ππ€£
I'm not familiar with Go or Rust but...
K Go (made by Google), F TypeScript, M Rust
C C C
Gosh, I love and hate C.
Ummm, did you like... wait 6 years just to post this?
Kill TypeScript, then stomp on its dead body, burn it to ashes, put it in a lead container and send it to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
Fuck or Marry either of the other two.
Fuck TypeScript, Marry Rust, Kill Go.
Hot take:
Fuck TS, marry Go, kill Rust.
Kill typescript, fuck rust, marry go
@defcon201 @defcon @programmerhumor @TypeScript @rust @golang
Fuck TS, marry Rust, kill Go (but only because I have to kill one, never used it)
So youβve used TS and wouldnβt opt to kill it?!
Tbh Iβve only used JS and donβt know how different JS and TS are outside the typing.
@NightAuthor π I'd kill JS in a heartbeat, and you wouldn't even need to ask me. TBH I'd kill any language
But there's a world of difference with TS, typings and compile-time checks make it a very nice and robust language to work with
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Fuck go
Marry typescript
Kill rust
fuck ts, marry go, kill rust (no language should have magic returns...and its pretty close to unreadable)
I wish implicit returns could be turned into an error in the configs of a project. It was impopular at the time and probably still is outside of Rust, it permeated through every control structure because of how the language is designed, but the worst part is how unnecessary it was
It would've cost nothing not to do it
It would've made no one upset
Now Rust is the only language to do what it does - and it has this shit in it