Imagine waking up after a wild bender with a pair of hyperrealistic nipples tattooed on your asscheeks
this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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Wait, that's not normal?
It's not normal to have them tattooed on your ass cheeks, but that's exactly why this person is learning to do it. Gotta do something about those nipple-free asses.
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sdfsaf
Big Joe Kaplan from Big Joe & Sons started doing this in the early ‘90s. They’re one of the oldest parlors in NY. Incredible guy. He’s a legend in the business.
Coverups usually need to be larger and darker than the initial tattoo unless your artist is really good at camouflage. But, free tattoo, so if the tattoo you want fit those parameters and you like the artist anyway it’d be worth it.
Hell, I can totally imagine people who’d love a nipple tattoo on their leg
Honestly I'd do it just so I could see people's confusion and double takes when I wear shorts
I don't have any tattoos, but a pair of nipples on my shoulder blades is fully within the parameters of the kind of tattoo I'd get if I got one (two).
Cover my legs in nipples
I was going to say I know a woman who’d totally go for that, but that’s not true, I know at least two and several maybes
especially with this story
The cover up is gonna be a pair of titties lol
Theres a tattoo artist near me who does this for free. And is really good at what she does
I remember this. Tat-for-tit.
Is there some 501(c)3 that pays for this procedure with that name? Because there really needs to be. Fuck cars for kids. Hijack their jingle.
I had coworker get breast reconstruction after a mastectomy. They made a nipple for her, I think from skin.
Mine is also like this. During mastectomy they removed my nipples and grafted them back on. Looks perfectly natural.
I just have a picture in my head of two nipples on ice...
A friend of my mom's showed her that they'd moved her nipples to another part of her torso until she recovered from the original surgery and was ready to have implants and the nipples back on. But this was in the 70s and she only lived a couple more years, I don't know if she ever even got that surgery because of too much else going on trying to kill the cancer.
I'm sorry, but I can't help imagining two nipples grafted right above a belly button to make a little 😮 face.
!pareidolia@sh.itjust.works
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Sorry if this is too personal or anything. Feel free to ignore it, but I'm curious- do you retain sensation in them?
Could you imagine if someone got a shitty surgeon and they grafted it back on, but just enough off-center for them to notice every time they looked in a mirror?
I believe that i read that this has happend before, as well as somones nipple pealing off b4 its properly grafted/stuck on
I believe i read these on plebit so take it with a grain of salt
What a time to be alive.
Well if they used metal everyone would know.
And be extremely jealous.
I dunno man, I think I'd ask to keep it instead of covering it. What a cool story to tell, while also helping someone who wants to help others.
Yeah, I tell everyone that's where my familiar drinks from.
Yeah. I would totally get this ink if someone wanted to practice. No cover up needed.
Also spreading the knowledge
I just immediately thought of the phrase "I need that like another asshole on my elbow" and now I want an asshole tattooed on my elbow that is as well done as this nipple.
Wait you’ve already got one asshole on your elbow?
The way it is connected is pretty humerus
Heehee rimshot
Imagine the banter at the bar if you had that!
Kneeple
If the nipple is the part of the female boob that can't be exposed, does that mean if the nipple is removed and not replaced, they can walk around topless?
Also, wouldn't that tattoo on his leg also become taboo? If not, then a tattooed nipple on the boob would also be acceptable to show.
You can always walk around topless and anyone who says otherwise is a cop
In countries with proper laws men and women are treated equally
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This is a wonderful horror. 💜
Not seeing anything horrible or horrifying here. Personally I think it's great that a tattooist wants to help cancer survivors.
But for now, it is a very realistic nipple on the side of that guy's leg, so I'm pretty sure it's gonna cause some heads to turn and some "what the fuck is that?"
The OP though, lol
A loaf of wegmans rosemary bread
There's artificial practice skin for learning how to tattoo.
those suck though. I have never heard anything good about them
There's legit medical stuff that's very realistic, but very expensive.
Why not? Could come in handy when you have kids.
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