[alt text: a screenshot from an app for an airline service, which appears to be showing part of an airliner seating chart. There is a pop-up that says, "Ready to eject Lynda? This action cannot be undone. Flight attendants will eject Lynda from the plane mid-flight. Don't worry, your arrival time will not be impacted." The pop-up has a large blue button that says, "Eject Lynda - $2,703.50". Fine print text below the button says, "Lynda will be able to counter your ejection bid. View Terms"
I'm not sure what caused my facial tick to regress,but I'm fairly confident it was either the autocorrect of "done" to "don't" or the lack of a full-stop after using one in the preceding sentence.
My work here is don't!!