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[–] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

(my bold)

According to the Guinness World Records website, Branyas believed her longevity stemmed from “order, tranquility, good connection with family and friends, contact with nature, emotional stability, no worries, no regrets, lots of positivity and staying away from toxic people”.

[–] spamfajitas@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The real secret to longevity is to have spotty health records and a difficult to verify birth certificate. Bonus points if you're in a country that has undergone multiple radical regime changes.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

(Political) scientists don't want you to know this one weird trick to eternal life!

No regrets

Damn. I regret that I lived a life with regrets. Add that to the list of regrets.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What are you supposed to do if you are the toxic people?

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
  • Find your toxic traits
  • stop doing them
[–] Beaver@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Focus on yourself instead destroying others in jealousy

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] DMBFFF@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not too concerned about toxic centenarians.

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, fuck all that noise

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I plan to outlive all of my enemies out of pure spite and toxicity so that one day I can piss on their graves/ashes.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thinking like this could lead you to die earlier. Stress kills. If you can let anything go, you could try.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I plan to outlive my enemies so I can pour out a bottle of the finest scotch on their grave, after it has been filtered through my kidneys.