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[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Lets call it what it is. He fucks underage couches. That makes him a rapist. He's a couch rapist.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He read of therapist couches and messed up the spaces in the words

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

Lol, that's good

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Is he an analrapist?

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Age of consent or not, I've never heard a couch talk, let alone consent.

It doesn't matter the type of material or the designer brand the couch is either, the couch isn't "dressed like it's asking for it." Unless it's enthusiastic affirmation, it's rape.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I've never asked so I can't say for sure that it's not impossible, but I've personally never heard a couch speak. Therefore, I'm not sure any couch is capable of consent. Ergo, all couch fucking is couch rape.