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If you are worried about late marriage you can easily avoid it by going straight to cats and a manfree lifestyle.
Cool, but to make room for the cats I had to flush all my snakes down the toilet. Am I doing this right?
Oh shit, flush the snakes?? Not the husband??
I don't see the contradiction.
Lolololol, good point!!
Worst thing for women's friendships is marriage. Stick with your fellow ladies. Live in a big house together and embrace the sorority lifestyle. Reject the Patriarchy, abandon legal monogamy, and embrace Amazonian thought.
This sounds awesome. Can I become an honorary woman so I can get in on this? I come with a 100% little brother vibes guarantee.
Yes, little brother vibes are good vibes. 👍
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