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Disheveled man with a hole in each hand came in asking for a job, said he's a carpenter by trade. Told him if he gets along with the piranhas he gets the job. He said he used to hang out with fishermen a lot. Will see if he lasts.
Also has a bit of history with providing fish dinners for 5,000 people from a very low baseline. If I was the piranhas, I think I'd be a bit worried. Keep an eye on him.
He got himself and the humanoids very drunk. Donβt know where he got all that wine from. They are now happily asleep at the back. The piranhas look fine for now.
That's reassuring.
I doubt a drunk piranha would be good company
the piranhas are drunkenly asleep
i should prepare some heavily buttered hot cross buns for when they wake up
Drunken piranhas. What could possibly go wrong?
That man assured me I will find the same number of piranhas by eight pm
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