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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I doubt a drunk piranha would be good company

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the piranhas are drunkenly asleep

i should prepare some heavily buttered hot cross buns for when they wake up

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Drunken piranhas. What could possibly go wrong?

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 7 months ago

That man assured me I will find the same number of piranhas by eight pm