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[–] Darkrai@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

C is bloat, thats why everyone should use Asm

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Pff, I prefer good ol' flip switches, like on my trusty Altair.

[–] hackris@lemmy.ml 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Noob. I prefer to use a screwdriver to poke around the CPU and memory lanes

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I use butterflies