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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 292 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (14 children)

Love. This. Comment.

This have to be bot.

Edit: thanks for the gold, stranger!

Edit2: ohh god i hate you guys.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 137 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hell yeah!

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 112 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Fuck yesssss

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 98 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This needs a coffee mug.

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 70 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This just became my new favorite saying.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This!

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 41 points 8 months ago (3 children)

🙌😍

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I approve!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Of course!

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

l I got my account recovery back with the help of @spezxoxo on Instagram very fast and reliable he's going to get help you out in all what you wanna need I'm so happy 🙌

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Goods arrived in good condition. Will definitely buy again from this seller.

[–] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I didn't believe the giveaway was real at first but the free iPhone just arrived!

[–] Fijxu@programming.dev 7 points 8 months ago

HOLY SHITYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[–] pinto@lemm.ee 37 points 8 months ago

I'm using this in my daily life now

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Love. This. Comment.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago

I'm using this in my faulty life now.

Edit - swipe type typo but it's too good to change

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago

This comment deserves gold.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 112 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It's probably a whole set of bots and the responses to "this needs to be a coffee mug" are some other account saying "I found one!" and that's the whole point of the comment chain. Someone has a crappy mug to sell and constructs scenarios that seem natural ish to introduce it.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There used to be a big issue on Tumblr years ago with bots trolling for comments like that and then stealing whatever picture that comment was on to sell crappy t-shirts of it or whatever. People started fighting back by posting those comments specifically on Disney stuff.

[–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 8 months ago

Well, you know what they say. Play bitch games, win bitch prizes.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My man!

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

YTA

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

NTA. Fuck around and find out

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You know what they say...

Play bitch games...

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Preach

[–] cypherix93@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lookin' good!

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Slow down!

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

YES

[–] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE 💯🎉‼️

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Today you. Tomorrow me.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 8 months ago

Mom's spaghetti.

[–] Sektor@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Have an upboat, kind stranger.

[–] arefx@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Have an updoot!

[–] toroknos_07@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

I know I shouldn't say this but this

[–] Fal@yiffit.net 8 points 8 months ago

Happy cake day

[–] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

RIP your inbox?

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago

What. Do. You. Mean. Fellow. Lemmy. User. ?.
Typing. Like. This. Is. Totally. Normal. L.M.A.O.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Came here to say this!

[–] mathematicalMagpie@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

There are a lot of children on it these days too.

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This is absolutely correct!

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

Thank you for this comment!