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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Manned space exploration gets set back by decades as overly cautious medical advisors try to figure out the cause of hair loss in astronauts.

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 1 points 9 months ago

Hair loss, eh.

Macular degeneration on the other hand :(