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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 144 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Network engineer who uses ISIS as a routing protocol on Huawei equipment. I assume I am on several.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

"we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i'd like to thank you for your service"

[–] beetus@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The feline investigation bureau?

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with the Feline Bureau of Investigation.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

oh... I thought we were the Bureau of Feline Investigation ?