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[–] frezik@midwest.social 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hell, it sounds like something Kindergarteners have been doing since forever.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I used to pretend to be a monster at that age. Would they have to call Monster Control?

(I was a nice monster, like on Sesame Street.)