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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 59 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Hummus is made from chickpeas which are, like beans, a legume. Therefore, Hummus with Pita falls under the "Beans on Toast" family of foods. (So do PBJs by the way)

[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Whatever the case here, we can safely conclude that all of the aforementioned are, in fact, salads

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I... I read it all. It's beautiful.

[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have, actually, read it 2 or 3 times by now. It has truly changed my life. For example, my GP now does not lecture me on my diet choices, because I can, honestly, tell them that I, mostly, eat different salads. I can feel my cholesterol dropping.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

You put six commas in a single sentence. That's a lot of commas.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Peanut is a legume but it's most certainly not a kind of bean...

[–] ashok36@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Beans are legumes.

It just depends on if all legumes are beans. I'd say no.