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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world -3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Aww, you don't list showing up for work drenched in sweat or with frozen fingers 😰

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

drenched in sweat

Skill issue.

frozen fingers

There's these things called gloves. You should look into them.

[–] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago

👌👍

[–] Erismi14@midwest.social 5 points 8 months ago

I bike to work when I go into the office, it's about an 8 mile ride. I go at a speed where I'm not sweating. I'm not a pro athlete or anything either

[–] Gladaed@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

For the love of God, don't ride to work naked.