I know there's nothing original about that but God damn I hate that a chat platform somehow became used to transfer info... We're overdue for a forum Renaissance.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 115 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Join our discord server!
Give this server your home address, date of birth and mother's maiden name?
Please read the rules before being able to even fucking read anything :3
Please download this third party extension verify that you're not ban evading
Give this third party extension your home address, date of birth, mother's maiden name and unobstructed pictures of your taint from several angles?
You've been verified!
Sending messages is for donors only :3
Notifications for every channel is on by default. I hope your speakers aren't loud, pisshead
Every channel is just a moderator with an amphetamine problem writing a new manifesto every 15 minutes

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

You dont want my credit card? Where do I sign up?

[–] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

You got a point

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Forgot to mention that you have to give them your phone number. That one really pisses me off.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Forgot the part where you are sometimes FORCED to join some discord server, be it for downloading a mod just one time or troubleshoot something else. And then sometimes comes the part you listed.

[–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago

Discord got problems... but none of those things I've encountered. Save for the

Please read the rules before being able to even fucking read anything :3

And are you really going to complain about being shown the rules of the place before use? You got a point on notifications too but that's it. Annoying, but easy to deal with (right click server, disable notifications, boom done that's it.)

The other shit I could be easily convinced you're straight up making up.