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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 61 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

As she was about to enter the machine, the gun was attracted to the powerful magnet inside it and fired off a single round into and through her right buttock. Luckily, the bullet barely penetrated her skin and the doctor on site described her entry and exit wounds as “very small and superficial.”

There is no way the MRI wasn't damaged. Other hospital go'ers will be footing that bill. She should be garneshed wages for the rest of her life until those repairs are paid.

"Lucky" would be the bullet being lodged in her body, doing no further damage except to her idiot self so she would learn her lesson without impacting others.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

This person took a loaded gun into a hospital, and then into the giant magnet room. Not sure they're capable of learning any kind of lesson.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your comment started quite the debate here. Everyone needs to slow down and realize there's insurance on the machine and the insurance even covers morons with guns. Might the insurance company go after her? Sure, they'd probably sue her homeowner's insurance, because when in doubt that seems to be what happens. They'd never go after the individual for this, unless it was maybe intentional.

Hospital goers will foot the bill regardless, because that's what we do here in the good old US of A.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 11 months ago

The end of your comment is where I was focusing before. Insurance is a for-profit business. Rates most certainly go up for the hospital, which gets transferred to other patients. Reference: worked with hospitals, medical devices, and insurance.

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

If the bullet exited through the opening in the machine then it may not have struck it at all. Typically a waist holstered gun will have it's barrel pointing down, in the general direction of the carrier's feet, which happens to be towards the opening of the MRI. I think it's entirely plausible the machine wasn't damaged.

Of course that means the bullet would have gone sailing into the opposite wall, which is extremely dangerous. Depending on the wall and caliber it easily could have penetrated the wall and injured/killed someone on the other side.

[–] cottonmon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

They'd probably still need to turn the machine off because of the incident. That will already cost a lot of money.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 11 months ago

Oh this is a take I hadn't considered. If this is the case, everyone would be lucky indeed.

[–] EnmaAi22@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Having her money taken for the rest of her life is not a good response. Ofcourse she's a fucking dumbass, but having her life destroyed because of that one moment is not adequate.

The problem of healthcare in the USA is way more severe than a destroyed MRI machine.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Garnished" means to take an amount small enough not to diminish her means of survival. She just wouldn't have her luxuries.

Even in single payer systems, dumbasses should be fined for damages.

[–] HotChickenFeet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

FWIW, in the US, seems like you're 'guaranteed' that you'll keep 30 hours worth of minimum wage per week. the minimum wage is abysmal, so ~870 a month, which isn't really enough to survive on in many places. I suspect it would be terribly difficult to pay rent, gas/electric, buy food, pay for public transport and/or gas.

I think this person was dumb. I think they fucked up badly. I think garnishment could make sense if the terms were more reasonable. But I think the current terms could absolutely be detrimental to ones survival.

Title III also protects individuals by limiting the amount of earnings that may be garnished in any workweek or pay period to the lesser of 25 percent of disposable earnings or the amount by which disposable earnings are greater than 30 times the Federal minimum hourly wage prescribed by Section 6(a) (1) of the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938. This limit applies regardless of how many garnishment orders an employer receives. The Federal minimum wage is $7.25 per hour. Source

[–] SkepticalButOpenMinded@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

I agree with you. I feel like there is too often a “throw the book at them!” reaction to every wrong or mistake, maybe especially in the US. Which explains the hyper punitive justice system and the highest prison population in the world.