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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 107 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The user shouldn't code in Python. That's a fucking serpent. It caused Eve to eat the apple. Original sin. Holy shit, the most popular coding language is from the fucking devil! Mask off, mind blown, what the eff.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

On that note, I sure hope he doesn’t uses any Apple products either.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago

I mean, that Apple logo has a bite out of it. Eve's bite! And it ships with Python!

Someone call the Inquisition!

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was genuinely taught by my churh not to use apple products for this exact reason. The youth leaders went on a whole tangent about the symbolism. They thought Apple, the company, was trying to trick us all into satanism.

It was a little bit like that video of the lady preaching about Monster energy drinks. Oh, and you better believe they showed us all that video unironically.

But c'mon, at least Monster is supposed to be edgy. Apple is literally just an apple. Insanity, I tell you

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well I'm pretty sure that is the symbolism they were using, and either implying it gives your freedom or knowledge, I assume the former. It's a pretty good symbol if you agree that eating the theoretical apple is actually a good thing.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's a cool way to look at it! I got curious so I looked it up, and I found an interview with the guy who designed the logo, and he said it's a myth.

Of course, I'll add that there might be more to the story than that. IIRC the name was chosen before the logo, so this doesn't rule out that the name itself was a reference to the bible story. Also, if it was, I kinda doubt that Apple would openly confirm it now, knowing it could cause them to lose some of their customers. 🤷

[–] rufus@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Isn't the story, nobody came up with a good name for the company and Steve Jobs said you have x days to come up with a name I like, or I just call it Apple? And they didn't?

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Python is actually named after Monty Python's Flying Circus, so it isn't a serpent. It is so much worse.

[–] hglman@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The python in monty python does refer to the snake.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

it doesn't refer to anything, they picked a silly name they were confident no real person had.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Snakes are inherently evil! Don't even LOOK at one or breathe an oxygen atom that's ever touched the tongue of a snake!

[–] linuxdweeb@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

#SayingTheQuietPartOutLoud

Computer programmers are the devil.

[–] antrosapien@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

They do some sorcery