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If you hold your breath to the point you can't anymore your body will automatically clear your nostrils in an attempt to help you not suffocate to death
I taught this trick to my then 4 year old and he legit almost passed out then came back from the edge with a "mommy I can breef!"
Your comment legit made me laugh 😂
I'm not a regular mom, I'm a kewl mom. Legit I did the same thing when I learned that trick and I was like heyyyy buddy! 👉😎👉
I don't think this is how it works...
It is! It's to prevent situations where your mouth is obstructed and your nose is clogged from killing you. Give it a try
Instructions unclear. I don't think u/Aermis is coming back. He ded
I suppose suicide is a cure for a stuffed nose
I'll give it a try next time
Just woke up from my coma. Can confirm I was breathing.
dam, I was trying to do it but you made me laugh.
If you live in multiple story buildings you can run up and down the stairs. It'll clear the congestion too.