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A Boring Dystopia
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They're indestructible because they are vegan too
Hopefully they remember that chicken parmesan isn't vegan.
I like the joke in the comic better (paraphrased from memory)
"You ate chicken parmesan."
"whats Parmesan, is it an animal?"
"I don't know"
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Cause... Cause you'll be dust, on Monday. She doesn't clean on the weekends.
I love that part of the movie because at the time it premiered I had an acquaintance from university who was vegan. Dude would pass out cold if he stood up too fast. Doctor said that as it turns out, he was doing vegan wrong and he needed to eat meat ASAP to fix the damage to his metabolism. Then, afterwards, if he still wanted to be vegan he would have to supplement way more protein than he was doing before. The contrasting absurdity always cracked me up when they tried to make it as if being vegan gives them superpowers.
Then he ate a bacon cheeseburger and won the lottery.
Coincidence? I think not.